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Yoga Song

Cabaret Songs: Yoga Song

Text: Rodney Sharman


Only man in yoga once again,

Humbled by the women in my class.

Soon begins an hour when I feign

Disinterest in their assanas.

Yoga goddesses.

Watching the instructor next to me,

‘Though she’s half my size she’s twice as strong.

When she does her Downdog I can see

Half a tattoo and her thong.

Yoga goddesses.

As my glasses fog, I ogle less

As the class progresses, I perspire.

Persevering through my clumsiness,

Saving face subsumes desire.

Yoga goddesses. 


Copyright Rodney Sharman, July, 2013